Do you have what it takes to protect the planet from whatever enemy spawned from the cosmos? 

Do you like to shoot aliens and laugh at socialists? Venezuela... am I right?

Only the best can serve at the highest level. Is there a higher level than space? I have to ask cause you know, I'm standing here looking up at the sky and it looks like its pretty high. James Franco high.

Get your name on the leader-board to fulfil your manifest destiny. With the right stuff in Space Force One the rest of us can sleep safe, except for my neighbour George. He's paranoid, and a flat-earther. You don't have to protect him. The CIA fed him LSD throughout the late sixties. We've all seen his dossier on the dark web. A real Jordan Peterson fanatic. I digress. The Secret Service is watching (always) so we'll let you know when you're Space Force material recruit. Until you get a LinkedIn message keep training.

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