Space Force Recruit
Do you have what it takes to protect the planet from whatever enemy spawned from the cosmos?
Do you like to shoot aliens and laugh at socialists? Venezuela... am I right?
Only the best can serve at the highest level. Is there a higher level than space? I have to ask cause you know, I'm standing here looking up at the sky and it looks like its pretty high. James Franco high.
Get your name on the leader-board to fulfil your manifest destiny. With the right stuff in Space Force One the rest of us can sleep safe, except for my neighbour George. He's paranoid, and a flat-earther. You don't have to protect him. The CIA fed him LSD throughout the late sixties. We've all seen his dossier on the dark web. A real Jordan Peterson fanatic. I digress. The Secret Service is watching (always) so we'll let you know when you're Space Force material recruit. Until you get a LinkedIn message keep training.
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